12/2/2013
CS Lewis: To love at all (x)
this. so very very much this.
Yeah cuz it really happens like that. After enough times, that stupid balloon or whatever euphemism you use isn’t going to tape up anymore.
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11/2/2013
ready, set, sex.
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship? To a certain degree, yes
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it? NO
- 3. Are you a virgin? no
- 4. Are you in a relationship? Hell. No.
- 5. Are you in love? No
- 6. Are you single this year? YES!
- 7. Can you commit to one person? A person worth committing to, if they exist
- 8. Describe your crush: I have none
- 9. Describe your perfect mate: Someone who loves and appreciates nature as much as I do
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? That's absurd
- 11. Do you ever want to get married? [very slight] maybe
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal? absolutely not
- 13. Do you get jealous easily? somewhat
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? you already asked that, stupid
- 15. Do you have any piercings? yes
- 16. Do you have any tattoos? yes
- 17. Do you like kissing in public? eh...
- 20. Do you shower every day? um... yes
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? nope
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? no
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? cheating is not an option
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? i should hope not
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? I think this calls for a resounding NO
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? sing a different tune
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? yes
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? once
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? ew no
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? unfortunately
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? oxymoron, question invalid
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? yes-ish
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yes
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? not that I can remember
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year? nope
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I can't even remember
- 43. How long was your longest relationship? 3 years on/off
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 3 serious and a half dozen not so serious
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? 2, maybe
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year? dude, that's seriously personal and I don't tally it on the wall
- 47. How old are you? 24
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Fuck you.
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? ...the fact that I don't.
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would sucker punch him. twice.
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? my doghter, Autumn
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? yes, and it was better that way
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? again, I'm not dating/talking to/fucking anyone
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story. Girl meets boy, boy fucks girl's world over, girl leaves boy and is emotionally compromised for years.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body. 1. my ass prevents be from finding decent jeans 2. I have flat duck feet and hate wearing heals 3. I cannot grow nails to save my life 4. my hair used to be blonde when I was young and it is now apparently light brown. 5. I need to lose weight 6. Its needs more tattoos 7. my eyes are annoyingly light sensitive 8. I have incredibly beautiful eyes.
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex : oh dear lord, where to begin
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1. don't want children 2. love this earth 3. appreciate what you have 4. don't scream over a spider 5. don't be religious
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) No.
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 5 years
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? eyes
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? something selfless that benefited others/ the world
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? for me a penis and a vajay-jay
- 64. What is your definition of cheating? being intimate with someone else
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? I am not posting that junk on the internet
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay? see answer 65
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? hiking
- 68. What is your sexual orientation? straight
- 69. What turns you off? ego
- 70. What turns you on? selflessness
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? see answer 65
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? see answer 65
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? buy me a real plant, not flowers that will die in a week
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I'm done with this crap. I don't even know why/how I got this far
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
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30/12/2012
23/12/2012
OK - So, everyone knows I’m the arachnofreak which is all well and good because everyone had their things and as long as I’m not throwing spiders on you, its cool right?
Well, I don’t care how much you hate spiders. Watch. This. Video. Anyways. Its too damn cute and even you arachnophobes will laugh. Guaranteed or your time back (I happen to have a DeLorean laying around).
19/12/2012
16/12/2012
All you sad and hurt ones out there:
Giving up is not an option.
Loosing a battle doesn’t mean loosing the war.
Don’t you dare to give up!
Spread this if you know someone who self-injures or if you self-injure(d) yourself. Spread some hope!
I wish I knew about this when I was having problems. It’s such a positive approach at helping self-harm. A really beautiful idea. Remember there is ALWAYS help & hope!
(Source: kyrianofgallifrey)
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7:18
westboro baptist church wants to picket the funerals of the kids who died at the sandy hook tragedy.
i live in connecticut, and westboro is planning to come to our state to picket these kids’ funerals because they believe god is punishing connecticut for legalizing gay marriage, and that’s why these kids died.
it’s fucking sickening.
please reblog this and sign the petition on whitehouse.gov to legally recognize WBC as a hate group by clicking here. i normally don’t do things like this but i feel it’s my duty as a citizen of this state and a morally sound person to spread the word about this and stop these people.
congratulations fucktards who call themselves Christian but act nothing like Christ. you’re the top of the list of assholes who make good religions look horrible.
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16/2/2012
Put that in your theological pipe and smoke it!
05/2/2012
read it. believe it.
25/1/2012
everydayabovegroundisagoodday:
Robert the Doll
In the early 1900’s, a wealthy man by the name of Dr. Otto lived in Key West, and took several ‘servants’ (slaves) from the Bahamas. In what many speculate was actually an act of revenge, a Bohemian servant gave Robert Eugene Otto, a doll made of a wire frame, cloth, straw, and most likely, a soulstone (Possibly of the servant’s son who passed away at the time). This type of enchantment in some voodoo practices involves a small crystal being placed into an object, thus imbuing it with power by taking a soul of its own. Eugene’s sister died at around the time he was given the doll, and immediately took to Robert the doll. Eugene gave Robert the doll his name of Robert, and he made everyone else call him Eugene (Gene) instead. Throughout his childhood, whenever something bad would happen or something would be blamed on Eugene, he would say Robert did it.
More troubling were the inexplicable events that began to occur — glassware and silverware thrown about the dining room, servants locked out while on their nightly rounds, clothing torn up and bedding in rooms long unused disturbed and crumpled on the ground. Other beloved toys belonging to Eugene began to turn up mutilated and brutalized while deep in the night there was the sound of giggling. Eugene could often be heard playing joyfully in his toy room one moment and then, after a solemn silence, the sound of low conversation would trickle down to the servants’ ears, first in Gene’s boyish voice and then in an entirely different tone.
Sometimes Eugene’s voice would sound agitated, but the responding voice only sounded insistent, and it was these moments that began to trouble first the servants and then Mrs. Otto most. On one occasion, the concerned mother would burst in upon her child and, oddly and unexpectedly, find her son cowering in a corner of the room, and the doll perched in a chair or on the bed, seemingly glaring down at the boy. Eugene would continue to have a close relationship with Robert until he left to study art in Paris, he would meet his future wife Anne there.
They soon were married and moved into his former home in Key West, which is now known as “The Artist House”. Eugene had craftsmen construct a room scaled to Robert’s size built in the third floor turret of his victorian style home, and even had furniture built, and the ceilings lowered. The marriage was a disaster from the start because Eugene insisted on Robert accompanying the couple everywhere including the dinner table and next to the newlyweds’ bed. Children on their way home from school (and many have been interviewed—always with the same results) claim that they would see Robert move around in the upstairs windows even when no one was home, and on some occassions, he would jump from one window, move to the other side, and go into the window on the opposite side of the room. As Eugene aged, he became increasingly abusive to Anne, and it was discovered that on many occassions, he would lock her in a slanted closet beneath Robert’s room under the stairs for several days at a time. After Eugene’s death and burial in the Key West Cemetery, Anne left for her family’s home in Boston, and allowed the house to be rented out.
When Anne left, she left Robert locked in his upstairs room, and put in a lease agreement that ‘Robert must at all times remain the sole occupant of the attic room’, or the contract was void. This remained true up until her death in 1976. The first new reports were from a plumber working after Anne left. The plumber reported:
“I was doing some work in the larger part of the attic of the house. The people there wanted to make it an additional room so I was running the lines for a new toilet. The doll looked pretty creepy sitting there on the little chair holding its stuffed animal, but I had work to do so I didn’t think much about it at first. As my work continued I had to make a few trips to get some parts from the van. Each time I returned I could swear the doll had moved a little bit. Like I said, I had work to do so I ignored it as much as I could, but when I was just about finished with the job and started descending the stairs, I heard a little kid giggling behind me. When I turned around the doll was on the opposite side of the room. The first thing I did was look to see where the kid was, but no one was there. I wasn’t really frightened, but it was weird so I just continued down stairs and left. Some of my tools are probably still up there.”
Future occupants reported hearing noises upstairs including footsteps, laughter, and crashes, and upon inspection, found that Robert had moved position from where they left him. At this time, usually he would only cross his arms, move or cross his legs, or move from chair to chair. The occupants were so disturbed by this that they locked him in a sea chest in his room, thus staying true to the lease agreement. Robert was committed once again to an attic box. But this is said to have pleased him no more than it did the first time it was tried, and the nights became unbearable for the new owners who reportedly found Robert in all manner of places, in all manner of predicaments. When the doll was found giggling and holding a kitchen knife at the foot of the new owners’ bed, there wasn’t any Eugene Otto to blame it on. The new owners left in a hurry and Robert the Haunted Doll was moved to his new home at the East Martello Museum in Key West, where he is well guarded.
After many years, Robert was finally rediscovered in storage at the East Martello Museum, and due to popular demand, was put on display. Many people have speculated that Robert was losing energy when he was locked in the chest for those many years, however, now that he once again has human contact, he is draining energy. Perhaps this accounts for the three pacemakers that have stopped in front of him, the many, many reports of new camera batteries dying in front of him, the many cameras that have stopped working in front of him (the leading authority on Robert spent 6 rolls of the film and got only a handful of shots to develop), and the increased activity of the doll. Museum curators report that Robert often changes position overnight even though he is locked behind glass in a case inside a brick museum with locked three inch wooden doors and bars on every window. People who come to see Robert also report his facial expressions changing before their eyes.urgh thats fucking horrifying
OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT THE CHILLS YO
freaky shiet
weh weh
there’s a video about robert too! it’s on youtube. i remember watching the video a few years ago— his face still gives me the creeps.
god i hate dolls
holy fuck oh my god no this is so creepy jKLDFJDOWIO
And this my friends is why you don’t mess with Bahamians :3c
BURN IT WITH FIRE
And this, my friends, is why you DON’T MESS WITH CREEPY ASS DOLLS!
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